jesuskirkandvinny:

Kirk’s Self-Portrait: Captain on Can!

While Jesus continues to hold our TV hostage, Kirk decided to fight fire with whatever-you’d-call-reading-a-Jesus-book-while-dumping is.  Subtlety may not be one of Kirk’s finer points but you have to admit he’s effective.

Last night, Kirk got pissed when Jesus forced us to watch baseball (or as Kirk calls it, “a dumb, non-flying guy’s quidditch.”) on TBS.  Kirk watched a few innings, yelling “borrring” ever third or fourth pitch, and then stormed off to his bedroom mumbling something about “it’s on.”  Great.  Another Kirk and Jesus Feud.  Collateral damage: Me!

This is what I live with: Jesus on a non-stop Conan vigil; Kirk plotting revenge as only he can (pun intended!).

YAY!!!

jesuskirkandvinny:

Pineapple Express.  Jesus is Gary Cole.  Kirk is Seth Rogen.

This is probably one of Jesus’ favorite movies.  Every time he cleans the windows (usually Tuesdays), he pulls the Windex trigger and says, “They picked on the wrong melon farmers.”  Then he sprays the window and in a high-pitched voice says, “Thug life.”

jesuskirkandvinny:

The Breakfast Club.  Kirk is Molly Ringwald.

jesuskirkandvinny:

The Breakfast Club.  Kirk is Molly Ringwald.

jesuskirkandvinny:

One: cut a hole in a box.

Two: put your junk in that box.

Three: make her open the box!